Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

fruitbat46:

this speaks to me

theroguefeminist:

lobsterhateblog:

but why is it rated M??????

i was wondering the same thing

repoghost:

Really large gif piece I did for two very sweet and patient guys.

This miiight take a while for you to load, apologies to those trying to view it on phones.

wheatleyurl:

u know what gets me hot? *sidles up to u* *whispers sensually in your ear* accurate and non-sexualized portrayal of lesbians and transwomen in today’s media

I feel like you'd get something people think you'd regret but you won't like a mug of tea or a ghost wearing a sweater
Anonymous

dude getting a ghost sweater tattoo was the reason I was put on this earth

I would say some kind of quote from les mis but we all know you'd be crying too much for the tattoo to turn out good

oh my god can you imagine

"please stop moving miss im trying to tattoo you"

"you dONT UNDERSTAND MY PAIN"

back to top
©